im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm like, not good at living.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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