just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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