he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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