i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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