TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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