If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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