I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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