I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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