I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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