sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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