standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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