the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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