Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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