when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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