96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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