Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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