Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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