May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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