Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
