So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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