So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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