there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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