We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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