if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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