Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My dick has a subreddit
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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