I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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