In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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