She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I am available for nakedness
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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