I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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