You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There r osticjed everywhere
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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