Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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