Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
how can u be prego again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
ugly people sure do ruin things
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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