only you would photoshop your dick
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
