Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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