and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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