I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We’re leaving where are you
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