It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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