Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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