quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Someone came in the potted fern
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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