She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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