it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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