Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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