All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It's rum buckets o'clock
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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