Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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