Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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