For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just gargled with NyQuil
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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