How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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