Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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