It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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