My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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