rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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