I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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