god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
When are your genitals available?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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