well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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