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Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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